" i’m layin down, wanna come keep me company? "
"My back hurt you gon give me a massage?"
The accuracy kills me.
"I’m hungry, what you cooking?"
"you out shopping? what you buy us?" NOTHING BROKEY!
Thot nigga lines
This is too real…. The worst is why I play along and they get to realize they ain’t bout shit when they can’t keep up.
the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
most of my childhood.
Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?
The stress of school, my health, living situation is all getting to me. I just want good news! Is that to hard to ask for?
I want this semester to be over already. Taking 14 units. Calculus 2 isn’t as hard as I expected it to be, but it does has a few sections that are hard to understand. I have a test tomorrow and well I’m just not that well prepared for it. So I’m worried. I just want a B. I’m not even asking for an A just a B please!
Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.
also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that
it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny